H-A-T-C-H-E-T-M-A-N spells Hatchetman Hatchetman

He is the terror of Camp Soles Camp Soles

Guaranteed to fill your body full of holes full of holes

H-A-T-C-H-E-T-M-A-N you see

He’s two steels upon two sticks

Guaranteed to make you split

That’s Hatchetman for me